Climate change: model union resolution

Here is the text of a model resolution if you want to get your union branch to support the December 6th climate change demonstration or the Campaign Against Climate Change Trade Union Conference (CCCTU) in March 2009

This branch recognises:

That Climate Change is an issue of increasing concern, with the latest scientific evidence showing that the [...]

An Inconvenient Spoof

I’ve paved my front garden and planted three cars,
The rain cannot reach underground reservoirs
But I just don’t believe what they say are our follies,
That the poles are now melting like two big ice lollies
Great Yarmouth, it sizzles like somewhere in France,
And scorpions are spreading all over Northants
The warmest year yet since records began. It
Was [...]