An Inconvenient Spoof

I’ve paved my front garden and planted three cars,
The rain cannot reach underground reservoirs
But I just don’t believe what they say are our follies,
That the poles are now melting like two big ice lollies
Great Yarmouth, it sizzles like somewhere in France,
And scorpions are spreading all over Northants
The warmest year yet since records began. It
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